This years Valentine’s Day Love/Hate list version 2.0… enjoy.
(Version 1.0 can be found here.)
I love green olives. Especially when drowning in a martini glass.
I hate hearing loose change in people’s pockets as they walk.
I love to run. Despite the hills that hate me.
I hate seeing people ride bikes without wearing helmets.
I love hearing stories told by other people, unless of course they’re stories.
I hate that there are haters in this world.
I love the word B U L L S H I T.
I hate the word “whatever”.
I love ice cream and cheese, even though they hate me, so now i don’t eat them.
I hate that I love to drink Mountain Dew.
I love music I can …and repeat, like Sara Bareilles.
I hate irrational behavior and try to avoid it like the plague.
I love sitting on my front porch during a severe thunderstorm.
I hate that Julie and the kids eat sardines right from the tin.
I love that my children find it a requirement to scoop kernels of corn with potato chips at the dinner table. Thus making their own corn chip.
I hate the feeling of throwing up, so I don’t.
I love to sneeze, so i do. Loudly.
I hate wearing glasses.
I love that a pencil behind my ear is a passport to creativity.
I hate eating at restaurants that specialize in the buffet.
I love baseball. Pitchers and Catchers already reported to Spring Training. Here comes the warmth.
I hate drinking pop straight from a aluminum can.
I love the burden of my sketchbook.
I hate stumps.